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“Oh yes, we won! We won! We won! Um, unfortunately, since I bet on the other team, heh . . . uh, we won’t be going for pizza.” – Chief Wiggum
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“Bart! Lisa! If you don’t behave we’ll turn this car right around and go home!” – Marge Simpson “But, Marge, I want to see my brother!” – Homer Simpson “Oh, for God’s sakes, Homer, it’s an empty...
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“I think we’ve heard enough about Larry Burns for one evening.” – Marge Simpson “Why? It’s not like anything interesting happened to anyone else today?” – Homer Simpson
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“Oh, Springfield Elementary, I will have you back again! After all, tomorrow is another school day!” – Principal Skinner Happy Simpsons Day, everybody! Today marks the 30th anniversary of “Simpsons...
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“Hey, hey! I’ve been in Reno for six weeks, did I miss anything?” – Krusty the Klown Back on Simpsons Day I mentioned a gigantic side project. Well, here it is. “Global Warming: What’s In It For You?”...
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“We need a cure! We need a cure!” – Mob “Why the only cure is bedrest. Anything I give you would only be a placebo.” – Dr. Hibbert “Where do we get these placebos?!” – Panicked Woman “Maybe there’s...
View ArticleSunday Evening Cartoons: Brad Goodman vs. Rona
“Let’s look at the rainbow. What’s in there?” – Brad Goodman I’ve never had much use for “best episode” or “favorite season” discussions. I always enjoy talking Simpsons, even when I’m drinking my...
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“Perhaps you’d be more comfortable talking to Snappy the Alligator.” – Mr. Smithers “Maybe.” – C.M. Burns The episode where Burns sells out to the Germans occurs halfway through Season 3. By this...
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“Father McGrath? I thought you were dead!” – Soap Opera Babe“I was!” – Father McGrath
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“Please, Dad?” – Bart Simpson“No.” – Homer Simpson“Please, Dad?” – Bart Simpson“No.” – Homer Simpson“Please, Dad?” – Bart Simpson“No.” – Homer Simpson“Please, Dad?” – Bart Simpson“No.” – Homer...
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