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Reading Digest: Teaser Announcement Edition
“What’s Gabbo?” – Bart Simpson “I figure it’s some guy’s name. Some guy named Gabbo.” – Homer Simpson It’s been relatively quiet around here the last few weeks. I’ve had a Season 16 disc from...
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Gamblor On Your Phone
“Marge, I want you to admit you have a gambling problem.” – Homer Simpson “You know, you’re right, Homer. Maybe I should get some professional help.” – Marge Simpson “No, no, that’s too expensive....
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Quote of the Day
“I’ve got to stop being so petty. I should be Alison’s friend, not her competitor. I mean, she is a wonderful person.” – Lisa Simpson “Way to go, Lis. Why compete with someone who’s just gonna to...
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Reading Digest: Harry Shearer Speaks Between the Lines Edition
“What did Simpson do to you?” – Mr. Smithers “Oh, nothing other than drive me to distraction with his incompetent boobery. Terrible at everything! A complete moron . . . but I’m not really free to...
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Sorry, Uproxx, Zombie Simpsons Is Never Worth Watching
“Sorry.” – Screamatorium Carny I understand the desire for there to be funny and watchable episodes of Zombie Simpsons. Hell, I share it. If they ever made a good episode again you could get out the...
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Reading Digest: Makeup Edition
“This next one’s for the ladies. How many times have you gals been late for a high powered business meeting only to realize you’re not wearing makeup?” – Homer Simpson “That’s every woman’s...
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Quote of the Day
“What can I get for eight thousand tickets?” – Nelson Muntz “A BB gun or an Easy-Bake Oven.” – Squeaky Voiced Teen “Hot food is tempting, but I just can’t say no to a weapon.” – Nelson Muntz Happy...
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Reading Digest: Fun for All Ages Edition
“I think it’s nice we’re doing something Maggie will enjoy for once. Besides, I’m sure Storytown Village is also fun for everyone, from eight to . . . God only knows.” – Marge Simpson There are more...
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An Observation While Re-Ripping My DVDs
“The way I see it, if you raise three children who can knock out and hog tie a perfect stranger, you must be doing something right.” – Marge Simpson A few months ago I stopped resisting and finally...
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Quote of the Day
“Maggie is allergic to strained pears and she likes a bottle of warm milk before nap time.” – Marge Simpson “A bottle? Mrs. Simpson, do you know what a baby’s saying when she reaches for a bottle?” -...
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Quote of the Day
“Right now, I want each of you to try something interesting. There’s no trick to it. It’s just a simple trick!” – Brad Goodman Happy birthday Albert Brooks!
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Debunking the Zombie Simpsons Apologists (Part 1)
By Calvin One of the reasons I enjoy visiting Dead Homer Society at least once a week is reading the articulate breakdowns and critiques of latter-day Simpsons episodes, from the show’s desperate...
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Debunking the Zombie Simpsons Apologists (Part 2)
By Calvin [You can check out Part 1 here.] So-called “fans” have always criticized the show, even in its glory days. Al Jean says so. Charlie Sweatpants effectively debunked this argument, but it bears...
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Reading Digest: Promising Features, Regrettable Drawbacks Edition
“Congratulations, Mr. Simpson, this invention of yours has made us all rich, especially you! It’s simple yet ingenious, and it fits right in the palm of your hand. Every person in America now owns...
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Just Because
Watched this one when I got home from work and thought it’d make a nice .gif.
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Reading Digest: Crossover Reaction Edition
“Fans reacted to these slapdash episodes with yawns, angry yawns.” – Behind the Laughter Announcer The big news this week was a five minute preview video of the upcoming Family Guy crossover, and it...
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REMINDER: Even In The Early 1990s ‘The Internet’ Didn’t Hate On The Simpsons
“Go apple!” – Bart Simpson “Go orange!” – Nelson Muntz “Go banana!” – Ralph Wiggum This was originally going to be part of today’s Reading Digest, but this silly Warming Glow clickbait is making the...
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Reading Digest: Spreading Stupidity Edition
“Now for operation Strike Make Go Longer. . . . You know, I heard Skinner say the teachers will crack any minute.” – Bart Simpson “Skinner said the teachers will crack any minute, purple monkey...
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Quote of the Day
“Here comes something!” – Kodos “Remember the story. We’re newlyweds on our way to Earth Capital.” – Kang “Oh, shazbot.” – Kodos Goodbye, Robin Williams.
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Primetime Cartoons
“Back up or it’ll hurt your eyes.” – Homer Simpson “Oh, it will not.” – Bart Simpson “Oh, yes it will.” – Homer Simpson First off, all the chapters of the “Tapped Out” minibook are now live here at...
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