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Reading Digest: Crossover Fallout Edition
“Bart, we can’t let Bob steal the spotlight. We’re gonna have to stoop to the lowest common denominator.” – Lisa Simpson “I can do that.” – Bart Simpson Seemingly everyone with an internet connection...
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Sunday Preview: The Wreck of the Relationship
Bart’s disrespectful behavior leads Marge to book him and Homer for a conflict-resolution cruise on the Relation Ship, and while Homer’s away, Marge takes charge of his fantasy-football team, with...
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Reading Digest: Mr. Burns Play Spreads
“I want the whole world to hear the story of my harrowing struggle with hypohemia.” – C.M. Burns The post-apocalyptic Mr. Burns play continues to spread. Local theater companies in both Arizona and...
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Quote of the Day
“Lunchlady Doris, have you got any grease?” – Groundskeeper Willie “Yes. Yes, we do.” – Lunchlady Doris “Then grease me up, woman!” – Groundskeeper Willie “Okie-dokie.” – Lunchlady Doris Doris Grau...
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Behind Us Forever: Super Franchise Me
“Don’t make me tap the sign.” – Bus Driver There are episodes of Zombie Simpsons that border on manic, where they just throw crazy shit at the screen and hope that some of the incoherent jumble...
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Renewal Announcement Overdue [Updated]
“Sweet, trusting Marge, I can’t let you down. I’ll get some money somehow. . . . Hello, Vegas? Gimme a hundred bucks on red. . . . D’oh! Alright, I’ll send you a check.” – Homer Simpson It’s now...
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Reading Digest: Local Boys Make Good Edition
“The challenger learned how to fight in the notorious projects of Capital City, and honed his skills while serving time for aggravated assault and manslaughter in Springfield Prison.” – Boxing...
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Sunday Preview: Treehouse of Horror XXV
On the annual spooktacular Halloween special, Bart and Lisa are transported to a demon-filled alternate universe after Bart reads a set of Aramaic symbols he finds on the underside of his desk; Moe’s...
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Compare & Contrast: Treehouses of Horror Ending in “V”
“This sandwich tastes so young and impudent. Seymour, what’s with the good grub?” – Mrs. Krabappel “Well, perhaps I ought to let you folks in on a secret. Do you remember me telling Jimbo Jones that...
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Reading Digest: Hopeless Lawsuit Edition
“I’m going to write a figure on this piece of paper. It’s not quite as large as the last one, but I think you’ll find it fair.” – C.M. Burns “I think we should take it.” – Lionel Hutz There were two...
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Quote of the Day
“They are all against you, Bart. You must kill them all. They all must die.” – House “Are you my conscience?” – Bart Simpson “I-…yes, I am.” – House Happy birthday Nancy Cartwright!
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Quote of the Day
“Homer, just give him the donut! Once he has it, that will be the end of all this horror.” – Marge Simpson “Well, okay. If it’ll end horror. . . . Don’t you ever get tired of being wrong all the...
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Book Review: The Simpsons and Their Mathematical Secrets
“What’s your favorite subject?” – Dr. Hibbert “Arithmetic.” – Lisa Simpson “Oh, arithmetic. Now, before you know it, you will be back among your polygons, your hypotenuse, and your Euclidean...
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Reading Digest: Ranking ToH Segments Edition
“What kind of show you got for us, Mr. Burns?” – Reporter “Well, the ape’s going to stand around for three hours or so. Then we’ll close with the ethnic comedy of Dugan and Dershowitz.” – C.M. Burns...
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Quote of the Day
“Hooray!” – Principal Skinner “Yaaaay! You dream about this day for so long, then when it comes, you don’t know what to say.” – Mrs. Krabappel “Edna, your tears say more than words ever could.” –...
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Sunday Preview: Opposites A-Frack
Lisa brings in Assemblywoman Maxine Lombard (guest voice Jane Fonda) to put a stop to Mr. Burns’ fracking operation, but is taken aback when the two political opponents find themselves attracted to...
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Behind Us Forever: Opposites A-frack
“Leave it to good old Mary Bailey to finally step in and do something about that hideous genetic mutation.” – Marge Simpson This week on Zombie Simpsons, Burns does something we saw him do much...
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Compare & Contrast: Burns Drills
“Oil, ho!” – Slant Drilling Worker “Huzzah!” – C.M. Burns “Opposites A-Frack” offers more than a few opportunities for comparing and contrasting. Burns falls in love again, Homer gets a new job...
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Reading Digest: Fan Made Treats Edition
“My only hope is this homemade Prozac . . . Hmm, needs more ice cream.” – Homer Simpson I’ve long been of the belief that the stuff ordinary fans come up with is far, far superior to all that crappy...
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Behind Us Forever: Simpsorama
“Some Bart Simpson dolls!” – Fry “Eat my shorts.” – Bart Simpson Doll “Okay. Mmm, shorts.” – Bender Well, the Futurama crossover finally happened. It had a few good jokes here and there, which is...
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