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Reading Digest: Must Be Labor Day Edition
“Now look, stop calling me and start enjoying your vacation. Remember, I want to see lots of pictures when you get back.” – C.M. Burns “Uh, actually sir, picture taking is not allowed at this...
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Reading Digest: Futurama Comparison Edition
“I can’t wait to see that play.” – University Student Futurama went off the air for the third time on Wednesday. (I’m saving the last episode for this weekend and haven’t watched it yet, but the...
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Reading Digest: Meh Edition
“Oh, these Renaissance Fairs are so boring.” – Bart Simpson “Oh, really? Did you see the loom? I took loom in high school.” – Marge Simpson “Meh.” – Bart Simpson It’s a very short Reading Digest...
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Quote of the Day
“Loyal Stonecutters! Let us begin our re-enactment of the Battle of Gettysburg.” – Homer Simpson “Homer, you can’t just keep hanging out with these colobus monkeys. Somebody’s gonna get parasites.”...
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Reading Digest: Theater Appreciation Edition
“Everybody was cheering for you!” – Lisa Simpson “Almost everybody.” – Marge Simpson “Kids, wait in the car. I want to talk to your mother about this play thing.” – Homer Simpson “Looking for a spot...
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Idiot to Damage Perfectly Good Liver For Your Amusement Again [Updated Thursday]
“I just got a bunch of fruity Easter eggs.” – Kearney “Eww, another liver transplant!” – Dolph “Oh, no, not again! . . . You’re not getting away that easy, little fella.” – Barney Gumble It’s been...
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Quote of the Day
“Homer, where did you get that?” – Marge Simpson “Get what?” – Homer Simpson “That giant donut.” – Marge Simpson “Well, I acquired it legally. You can be sure of that.” – Homer Simpson Happy birthday...
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“Chef Lonelyheart’s Soup for One.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon “One scratch and win, Apu.” – Mrs. Krabappel “Mrs. Krabappel, I haven’t seen you since we doubled our prices. Still teaching?” – Apu...
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Reading Digest: Marcia Wallace Appreciation Edition
“Hiya, scrumptious, do you want to ignite my drink?” – Mrs. Krabappel “You’re my kid’s teacher.” – Homer Simpson “Single parent, are we?” – Mrs. Krabappel “No!” – Homer Simpson “Well, let’s pretend...
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Sunday Preview: Bart The Lover
After Ms. Krabappel gives Bart a month of detention, Bart gets his revenge on her by responding to her newspaper singles ad. Homer begins a “swear jar” to keep him cursing. As by now I am sure you...
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Behind Us Forever: Four Regrettings And A Funeral
“I regret nothing!” – Doomed Guy in Movie Ticket Line If any of us had been wondering what it would be like if Zombie Simpsons took the unrelated tales from one of their four-part storytelling...
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Reading Digest: Krusty Sketches Edition
This week we’ve got some fan made renderings of Krusty (and Bart) that run the gamut from quick sketch to very refined, but all of them have real style to them. In addition to that, we’ve got more...
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Sunday Preview: Yolo
Marge convinces Homer to invite an old pen pal to stay with them, an item that was on a to-do list he created as a 10-year old. Meanwhile, Lisa is instrumental in revising the school honor code. Oh...
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Quote of the Day
“Marge? Marge Simpson? You remember me, don’t you? I’m Helen Lovejoy the gossipy wife of the minister.” – Helen Lovejoy “Yes, hello, Helen.” – Marge Simpson “Well, I had just finished eating and...
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Reading Digest: Variety (The Newspaper) Edition
“So where could we shoot this picture? We need a city that has a nuclear reactor and a gorge and can guarantee us the full cooperation of city officials.” – Movie Executive #1 “I’ll check Variety.” –...
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Quote of the Day
“Mmm, donuts.” – Homer Simpson “Hey, Homer, slow down! You’re gonna choke or something.” – Lenny “Don’t tell me how to eat donuts!” – Homer Simpson “Hey, Homer’s choking again.” – Carl “Hmm, isn’t...
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Open Complaint Thread: Labor Pains
We didn’t get a preview up yesterday, so I shudder think what kind of volcanic build up there is about last night’s almost certainly forgettable “Labor Pains”. I haven’t watched it yet, but it...
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Behind Us Forever: Labor Pains
“Step aside, I’ll deliver this baby.” – Homer Simpson “Uh, why don’t you let me handle it, Homer?” – Dr. Hibbert “Oh, college boy, eh?” – Homer Simpson “Homer, for God sakes, let him deliver the...
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Reading Digest: Thanks Chicago Edition
Image shamelessly yoinked from Wikipedia “Wow, Capital City, the Windy Apple!” – Mindy Simmons Before we get to this week’s links, I’d like to say thank you to everyone at classic Simpsons trivia in...
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Sunday Preview: The Kid Is All Right
Lisa’s new best friend turns out to not only be a Republican, but her opponent in their second-grade class election. Eva Longoria will guest start tonight as Isabelle, who is Lisa’s...
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