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“You’re looking at Adolf Hitler’s personal limousine! It’s roomier than Bonnie & Clyde’s death car, and was the first automobile to come with fahrvergnugen.” – Rich Texan “Wow, it’s...
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Sunday Preview: Bart’s New Friend
Homer is hypnotized at a circus into believing he is ten years old. Bart has fun with him at first, making him his new best friend and accomplice. However, it becomes a pain when the hypnotist dies...
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Behind Us Forever: Bart’s New Friend
“Then me and my friend were about to press it, but the man said not to press it, but we pressed it anyway! And we ran and we hid in a giant tire, oh yeah, and my other friend was already there!” –...
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Compare & Contrast: Hypnotic Personality Changess
“What about Clemens?” – C.M. Burns “Sir, he’s in no condition to play.” – Mr. Smithers A person suddenly changing their whole personality basically only happens in fiction. It can be the steel screw...
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How Lisa Simpson Became Her Own Substitute
By Roisin Peddle Forgiveness, please, for some pointless nostalgia right off the bat. Just like The Simpsons, I turned 25 this year. Being a kid without ‘the channels’ [i.e. cable] in 90s Ireland...
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Reading Digest: Yet Moar Anniversaries Edition
“I was twenty-four years old with a beautiful girlfriend and a job with a future. . . . Hey, you’re supposed to be listening to my story!” – Homer Simpson “I thought it was over. You had a problem...
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Reading Digest: Cranky with the Media Edition
“Wow, a bustling metropolitan newsroom, funneling scoops from all over the globe.” – Lisa Simpson “Hi, are you interested in a subscription to the Shopper?” – Sales Dude “Low introductory rates.” –...
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Sunday Preview: The Musk Who Fell To Earth
When inventor Elon Musk arrives in Springfield and befriends Homer, the two revolutionize the nuclear plant. But the ambitious Musk soon has Mr. Burns seething and Burns tries to have him removed,...
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Behind Us Forever: The Musk Who Fell to Earth
“Eww, this place has got old man stink!” – Hitman “Oh.” – C.M. Burns “Don’t listen to him, sir. You’ve got an enchanting musk.” – Mr. Smithers I never bothered to watch the Lady Gaga episode a second...
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Compare & Contrast: Famously Smart Guest Stars
“I wanted to see your utopia, but now I see it is more of a Fruitopia.” – Stephen Hawking “I’m sure what Dr. Hawking means is-” – Principal Skinner “Silence! I don’t need anyone to talk for me,...
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Reading Digest: Suggested Search Edition
“I suggest a lengthy, inefficient search, at the taxpayers’ expense, of course.” – NASA Scientist “I wish there was an easier way.” – NASA Director It’s a very short Reading Digest this week. The...
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Quote of the Day
“Many interesting and important things have been put into boxes over the years: textiles, other boxes, even children’s candy.” – Box Factory Manager “Do any of these boxes have candy in ‘em?” –...
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Reading Digest: Pixels Pixels Edition
“Keep cool, Simpson. Be in the game, but not of the game.” – Bart Simpson “No es bueno!” – Panamanian Strongman There was one link that dominated the Simpsons internet this week. Usually when that...
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Quote of the Day
“Welcome to the dynamic world of mobile pretzel retailing.” – Frank Ormand “When can I start? What’s my territory?” – Marge Simpson “Your territory . . . well, let me tell you, wherever a young...
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Sunday Preview: Walking Big & Tall
Lisa discovers that Springfield’s anthem was lifted from another town, so she composes a new one, while Homer gets a big lesson in “Wide Pride.” Tonight’s guest hat is Pharell Williams. I find him to...
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Compare & Contrast: Proudly Fat Homer
“I’m sick of all your stereotypes and cheap jokes! The overweight individuals in this country are just as smart and talented and hard working as everybody else! And they’re gonna make their voices...
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Reading Digest: Fan Made Donuts & Zombies Edition
“Aww, honey, that looks just like a real donut.” – Homer Simpson “Dad, it says ‘non-toxic’.” – Bart Simpson “Well, that’s a plus.” – Homer Simpson This week we have two excellent pieces of fan art,...
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Sunday Preview: My Fare Lady
Fed up with the thankless task of chauffeuring her children around, Marge works for a transportation app service. Homer bankrupts Moe, with Moe being forced to work as a janitor at the power plant. Oh...
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“I’m a star again. I don’t know how to thank you kids.” – Krusty the Klown “That’s alright, Krusty.” – Bart Simpson “We’re getting fifty percent of the t-shirt sales.” – Lisa Simpson “What? That’s...
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Behind Us Forever: My Fare Lady
“Chauffeur, seamstress, curator of large mammals?” – Marge Simpson “Marge, have you seen my lunch box?” – Homer Simpson “Oh, I see.” – Marge Simpson In this episode, Moe leaves Homer in charge of the...
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