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Compare & Contrast: Surprise Nuclear Inspections
“The watchdog of public safety, is there any lower form of life?” – C.M. Burns It would be one thing if Zombie Simpsons merely repeated ideas and stories that had been done on The Simpsons. Given the...
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Reading Digest: Over the Gorge Edition
“I’m the king of the world! Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo!” – Homer Simpson The first and best link we have this week is a fan made poster of Homer’s disastrous attempt to teach Bart a lesson. I cannot...
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Quote of the Day
“And with the prime suspect cleared and found completely innocent, we must now ask ourselves: who could possibly be as bloodthirsty as Waylon Smithers?” – Kent Brockman Happy birthday Bill Oakley!
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Leonard Nimoy Boldly Goes
“Well, my work is done here.” – Leonard Nimoy “What do you mean, ‘Your work is done’? You didn’t do anything.” – Barney “Didn’t I?” – Leonard Nimoy The sad news today is that Leonard Nimoy, repeat...
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Yes, 1980s Teevee Was That Bad
“Alright! It’s time for ABC’s TGIF lineup!” – Lisa Simpson “Lis, when you get a little older, you’ll learn that Friday’s just another day between NBC’s Must See Thursday and CBS’s Saturday night...
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Compare & Contrast: Lisa Goes to SNPP
“Lisa, you’ll have a fine time at the plant with Dad. You’ve been interested in nuclear power for years.” – Marge Simpson “I’ve signed numerous petitions to shut down that plant!” – Lisa Simpson...
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Reading Digest: Snowmen Edition
“Check it out, boy, it’s like looking into a living snow mirror.” – Homer Simpson Two different people in St. Louis decided to use this winter to make some snow Simpsons. One is just Homer, but the...
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Quote of the Day
“Bart, shouldn’t you be in class?” – Lisa Simpson “I am. It’s a little something I whipped up in shop, mostly latex.” – Bart Simpson
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Sunday Preview: Sky Police
Chief Wiggum is mistakenly delivered a military jet pack, which he gleefully accepts and uses in order to fight crime. But when the jet pack crashes into the church, the congregation, led by Marge,...
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So Long, Sam Simon
“You’re a comedy writer? My God, you’re so old!” – Roger Meyers Jr. “I want my check!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson “Haha, you’re a writer alright!” – Roger Meyers Jr. Sam Simon, one of the three...
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Quote of the Day
“Did you see their faces, Smithers?” – C.M. Burns “Sir, you’re my god of generosity.” – Mr. Smithers Rest in peace, Sam Simon.
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Sam Simon Roundup
Did you know he drew this? I didn’t know that. “You looked so peaceful lying there.” – Marge Simpson “There’ll be plenty of time for that! I got tons of important stuff to do!” – Homer Simpson This...
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Quote of the Day
“Hey, since you were a no show at all the big moments of my life, you owe me years of back presents: Christmases, birthdays, Easters, Kwanzaas, good report cards. Hmm, seventy-five bucks a pop, plus...
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Sunday Preview: Waiting For Duffman
When Duffman undergoes hip replacement surgery and retires, the company sets up a reality show competition to find his replacement. Homer wins the competition, and because the job requires him to stay...
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Behind Us Forever: Waiting for Duffman
“Hey, it’s Duffman, a guy in a costume who creates awareness of Duff!” – Lenny I was just getting ready to watch last week’s Zombie Simpsons when news of Sam Simon’s death broke. I guess Wiggum got a...
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Compare & Contrast: Vintage Duff Commercials
“Only Duff fills your Q zone with pure beer goodness. So drink up, and up, and up!” – Cartoon Doctor “Duff Beer, proud sponsors of Amos ‘n Andy!” – Narrator It’s always nice when Zombie Simpsons...
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Reading Digest: Moar Sam Simon Tributes
Sam Simon was so widely beloved that there was no way to sort through even a part of people’s tributes to him last week. Now that the noise has settled down and big media outlets are on to the next...
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Quote of the Day
“This is KUDD, 570 AM, hey, don’t touch that dial, you’ve got kud on it!” – KUDD DJ
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Quote of the Day
“First question: if I could be any animal, I would be a) a carpenter ant, b) a nurse shark, or c) a lawyer bird.” – Mrs. Krabappel Happy birthday, George Meyer!
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Reading Digest: The Simpsons Will Outlive Us All Edition
“Hey, Bart, according to this magazine, in another million years man’ll have an extra finger.” – Lisa Simpson “Five fingers? Eww, freakshow.” – Bart Simpson For obvious reasons, this site takes the...
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