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Bonus Quote of the Day
“What I’d like to say is: we’re still looking for the real killers. Anyway, in conclusion, a man cannot be forced to testify against his wife.” – Homer Simpson “Stop winking!” – Marge Simpson Happy...
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“What are you looking at, Bart? Are those naughty dogs back again?” – Mrs. Krabappel Marcia Wallace would’ve been 75 today. Happy birthday!
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Sunday Preview: Grampy Can You Hear Me
Grampa gets a hearing aid and finally hears what everyone has been saying about him; Mr. Skinner discovers that his mother has kept a secret from him. It’s been a while since I watched this show, but...
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The Cost of Zombie Simpsons
“I think it’s full, sir.” – Mr. Smithers “That’s ridiculous! The last tree held nine drums!” – C.M. Burns NOTE: Back in September, in response to Alf Clausen’s firing, I posted what would be a new...
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Quote of the Day
“Hey, kids, while Sideshow Mel mops up, let’s see the names of our Krusty Birthday Pals for today!” – Krusty the Klown “Alright, here comes my name! . . . Wow! Best eight bucks I ever spent.” – Bart...
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“Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-Leader! Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-Leader!” – Movementarian “Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-Leader! Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-Leader! Leader! Leader!” – Suckers “Batman!” – Homer Simpson...
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“Young man, you need to do some serious boning!” – Principal Skinner Happy 20th Anniversary to “Das Bus”! Original airdate 15 Feb 1998. (Oh, and happy birthday to some guy name Groening.)
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“I read about what happens to kids whose parents no longer love and cherish each other. They go through eight separate stages. Right now, I’m in stage three: fear. You’re in stage two: denial.” – Lisa...
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“Mr. Simpson, I presume.” – Not Henry Morton Stanley Happy birthday, George Meyer!
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“Look, there’s only one reasonable way to settle this: rock, paper, scissors.” – Lisa Simpson “Poor, predictable Bart. Always takes rock.” – Lisa’s Brain “Good old rock, nothing beats that!” – Bart’s...
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“Then, on his eighteenth birthday, he was blown up in a silo explosion. During his long recuperation, he taught himself to hear and feel pain again.” – Kent Brockman
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“You know, we’re kind of like the original Odd Couple. You’re the messy one, and I’m-” – Principal Skinner “Shut up!” – Homer Simpson “Oh, yes. Very well.” – Principal Skinner
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“Eine minuten, eine minuten! . . . Ach! Das wagen phone ist ein . . . nuisance phone!” – Nondescript Elderly Argentinian “Buenos notches, mein fuehrer.” – Charming Nazi “Ja, Ja.” – Nondescript Elderly...
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“Oh yes, we won! We won! We won! Um, unfortunately, since I bet on the other team, heh . . . uh, we won’t be going for pizza.” – Chief Wiggum
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“Bart! Lisa! If you don’t behave we’ll turn this car right around and go home!” – Marge Simpson “But, Marge, I want to see my brother!” – Homer Simpson “Oh, for God’s sakes, Homer, it’s an empty...
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“I think we’ve heard enough about Larry Burns for one evening.” – Marge Simpson “Why? It’s not like anything interesting happened to anyone else today?” – Homer Simpson
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Happy Simpsons Day!
“Oh, Springfield Elementary, I will have you back again! After all, tomorrow is another school day!” – Principal Skinner Happy Simpsons Day, everybody! Today marks the 30th anniversary of “Simpsons...
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Will There Ever Be a Rainbow?
“Hey, hey! I’ve been in Reno for six weeks, did I miss anything?” – Krusty the Klown Back on Simpsons Day I mentioned a gigantic side project. Well, here it is. “Global Warming: What’s In It For You?”...
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Thursday Evening Cartoons
“We need a cure! We need a cure!” – Mob “Why the only cure is bedrest. Anything I give you would only be a placebo.” – Dr. Hibbert “Where do we get these placebos?!” – Panicked Woman “Maybe there’s...
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Sunday Evening Cartoons: Brad Goodman vs. Rona
“Let’s look at the rainbow. What’s in there?” – Brad Goodman I’ve never had much use for “best episode” or “favorite season” discussions. I always enjoy talking Simpsons, even when I’m drinking my...
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