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Reading Digest: President Wolfcastle Edition
“Welcome back to Before They Were Famous. We all know Ranier Wolfcastle as the star of the blockbuster McBain movies, but here’s his first appearance in a commercial in his native Austria.” – Before...
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Reading Digest: Australian Sports Edition
“You call that a knife? This is a knife.” – Not Paul Hogan “That’s not a knife, that’s a spoon.” – Bart Simpson “Alright, alright, you win. I see you’ve played knifey-spoony before.” – Not Paul...
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Reading Digest: Retroactive Conan O’Brien Edition
“You know, Conan, I have a lot to say. I’m not just a one line wonder. Did you know that a section of rain forest the size of Kansas is burned every single-” – Bart Simpson “Just do the line.” –...
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Sunday Preview: What Animated Women Want
Wanda Sykes and George Takei guest voice as a couple experiencing marital differences. After watching A Streetcar Named Desire Milhouse takes on a Marlon Brando-inspired bad-boy persona to attract...
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O’Brien, Jean, Reiss, Kogen and Martin
“Cartoons have writers?” – Bart Simpson “Enh, sort of.” – Lisa Simpson The 81 minute roundtable discussion Conan O’Brien hosted with Al Jean, Mike Reiss, Jay Kogen, and Jeff Martin is now live on...
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Quote of the Day
“We played Dungeons & Dragons for three hours, then I was slain by en elf.” – Homer Simpson “Listen to yourself, man, you’re hanging with nerds.” – Bart Simpson “You take that back!” – Homer...
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Reading Digest: Tapped Out Is a Bottomless Money Pit Edition
“And to think, Smithers, you laughed when I bought Ticketmaster, ‘Nobody’s going to pay a hundred percent service charge’.” – C.M. Burns “Well, it’s a policy that ensures a healthy mix of the rich and...
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Quote of the Day
“Hello, town jubilation committee? Yeah, I got something that’s gonna make you a lot less jubilant.” – Moe Happy birthday Hank Azaria!
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Reading Digest: Futurama Gets Cancelled Again Edition
“What’s gonna happen to me?” – Bart Simpson “And now it’s time for Match Game 2034! With Billy Crystal, Farrah Fawcett Majors O’Neil Varney, the ‘I Didn’t Do It’ boy, ventriloquist Loni Anderson,...
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Sunday Preview: Pulpit Friction
Homer heeds the call when he is recruited to be a deacon by the cutting-edge new pastor, but Bart wants to bring back Rev. Lovejoy after Homer embraces the faith a little too zealously. Meanwhile, it...
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Reading Digest: Quantifying Zombie Simpsons Edition
“Lisa, if I have five apples and I take away three apples, how many apples do I have left?” – Dr. J. Loren Pryor “Two apples.” – Lisa Simpson “Wait a minute . . . she’s right!” – Homer Simpson This...
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Sunday Preview: Whiskey Business
Moe is flying high after venture capitalists take a shine to his homemade whiskey, while Grampa, after injuring himself babysitting Bart, decides he would rather be looked after by his grandson than...
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Quote of the Day
“Take that snake! And you too! Snakes, snakes everywhere!” – Barney Gumble “Getting ready for Whacking Day?” – Lenny “What’s Whacking Day?” – Barney Gumble Happy Whacking Day!
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Reading Digest: Audio Visual Club Edition
“The hometown show’s the big one, Homer.” – Jimmy Chamberlin “Yeah, people who called you a weirdo in high school get to see what a successful freak you’ve become.” – James Iha “Hey, I wasn’t a...
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Friday Evening Cartoons
“My name is Homer, and I’m just here because the court made me come.” – Homer Simpson “Homer, with our help you’ll never touch a beer again.” – Reverend Lovejoy “Ahh!” – Homer Simpson I had a rather...
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Sunday Preview: The Fabulous Faker Boy
Marge encourages Bart to explore his creative side and take music lessons and Bart develops a crush on his beautiful piano teacher, Zhenya. To pay for Bart’s music lessons, Marge agrees to be Slava’s...
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Reading Digest: Missing Canadian Edition
“It took the children forty minutes to locate Canada on the map.” – Marge Simpson “Marge, anyone can miss Canada, all tucked away down there.” – Homer Simpson Whenever Zombie Simpsons hitches its...
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Sunday Preview(s): The Saga Of Carl and Dangers On A Train
In “The Saga of Carl”, Homer, Moe, Lenny and Carl win the Springfield Lottery. But when Carl takes off to Iceland – his Homeland – with all the winnings, the guys embark on a Nordic adventure to...
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Quote of the Day
“Mom, there’s nothing to be alarmed about . . . but could you take one last look at the family and join me in the kitchen?” – Homer Simpson Happy birthday Richard Appel!
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Hey, Everybody, Season 24 Is Over
“Hi, kids! . . . What the . . . is this Saturday?” – Krusty the Klown I’m still going to do Behind Us Forever for this week’s episodes, but the last two days have not been kind in terms of free time....
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