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Reading Digest: Legal and Illegal Streaming Edition
“See that ship over there? They’re rebroadcasting Major League Baseball with implied oral consent, not expressed written consent. . . . Or so the legend goes.” – Homer Simpson The big news this week...
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Smooth Jimmy Apollo on the AFC Championship Game
“And now with his picks for today’s games, the man who’s right 52% of the time, Smooth Jimmy Apollo.” – Brent Gunsilman “Thank you, Bret. Our first game today, Denver and New England, is too close to...
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Reading Digest: Blank Potato Merchandising Edition
“Why don’t you bring this potato? It’s pretty big.” – Marge Simpson “Mom, you’re always trying to give me potatoes. What is it with you?” – Bart Simpson “I just think they’re neat.” – Marge Simpson...
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Compare & Contrast: Marge in Therapy
“Eww, you like the Monkees? You know they don’t write their own songs.” – Girl on Bus “They do so!” – Marge Bouvier “They don’t even play their own instruments.” – Girl on Bus “No! No!” – Marge...
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Reading Digest: Super Bowl Menagerie Edition
“It’s a touchdown for halfback Dan Beerdorf! Duff Dry has won the Duff Bowl!” – Commercial Announcer “They wanted it more.” – Moe As we here in America approach one of our most sacred high holy days,...
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Reading Digest: Hooray Season 2 Edition
“Look, there’s only one thing worse than being a loser. It’s being one of those guys who sits in a bar telling the story of how he became a loser, and I never want that to happen to me.” – Homer...
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Reading Digest: Happy Bacon Day Edition
“And this is for my huggy bug in honor of this special day.” – Marge Simpson “Special day? Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don’t panic. Is it Bacon Day? No! That’s crazy talk. She’s getting...
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Reading Digest: Excited Edition
“This is so exciting. Last time I got to go backstage was when Bart ripped his pants at the Christmas play.” – Marge Simpson “Mom!” – Bart Simpson “Ha ha.” – Eric “Bobo” Correa The torrent of new...
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Reading Digest: Head Art Edition
“Marge, what does it do?” – Homer Simpson “It doesn’t do anything.” – Marge Simpson “Marge, really, what does it do?” – Homer Simpson “Whatever it does, it’s doing it now.” – Marge Simpson This week...
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Unfortunately, Agreeing With Us Isn’t Enough
“Well, what do you think?” – Homer Simpson “This is a joke, right?” – Springfield Shopper Editor Thought Catalog is one of those small, independent new media outlets that’s trying to make its place in...
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Reading Digest: Promotional Selfie Edition
“Whoa, man, look at the size of this thing. I wonder if it really works.” – Bart Simpson We have a much shorter than usual Reading Digest this week because the show put out a Simpsonized version of...
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Sunday Preview: Diggs
A transfer student who is an aspiring falconer swoops in to rescue Bart from school bullies, but Bart soon discovers that he and his new friend are not birds of a feather. Welcome back from the...
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Sunday Preview: The Man Who Grew Too Much
On a research trip, Lisa is shocked to discover that Sideshow Bob is now the chief scientist at a massive chemical engineering company, but they bond over their appreciation for high-culture. Marge...
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Behind Us Forever: Diggs & The Man Who Grew Too Much
“Grasping the child firmly in his talons, Socrates here will fly him to safety. Just watch . . . I don’t think he’s coming back.” – Falconry Guy First we got a nice long break from Zombie Simpsons,...
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Compare & Contrast: Involuntary Commitment
"Sir! I’m so sorry my grocer committed you. We’ll never shop there again." – Mr. Smithers Like the practice of medicine in general, the treatment of mental illness has a longstanding history of...
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Reading Digest: High School Matt Groening Edition
“Ah, my high school yearbook. You handsome devil . . . ‘I can’t believe I ate the whole thing’.” – Homer Simpsonr This week we’ve got two links to pictures of Groening, one from just a few years ago,...
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Quote of the Day
“You’re fired! . . . But wait, perhaps I’m being too hasty. You are highly skilled . . . at goofing off! Now, don’t worry, Homer, you’re the kind of guy I could really dig . . . a grave for! Your...
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Sunday Preview: The Winter Of His Content
When the retirement home closes, Marge invites Grampa and two other elderly folks to stay at the Simpsons’ house. Nelson becomes Bart’s friend, after Bart defends him for wearing used underwear....
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Reading Digest: Making Life Imitate the Simpsons Edition
“My turn: Kwyjibo, k, w, y, j, i, b, o. Twenty-two points, plus triple word score, plus fifty points for using all my letters, game’s over, I’m outta here.” – Bart Simpson “Wait a minute, you little...
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Sunday Preview: The War Of Art
Marge and Homer get a bargain on a painting at the Van Houten’s yard sale, and later learn that it is a masterpiece worth $100,000, so they wrestle with splitting the money with their neighbors or...
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