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Behind Us Forever: The War of Art
“Oh, Kenny, look at the interplay of light and shadow. It’s so luminous and vibrant!” – Lisa Simpson “Thanks, Lisa, I painted that one. The real one’s in my garage.” – Kenny the Museum Guard If...
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Compare & Contrast: Milhouse’s Parents Split Up
“You know who the real victim is in all of this? Milhouse.” – Marge Simpson Zombie Simpsons excels at telling the audience what is happening rather than showing them, which is the script writing...
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Quote of the Day
“I’m really sorry, I kinda traded your soul to the guy at the comic book store. But look, I got some cool Pogs: Alf Pogs. Remember Alf? He’s back! In Pog form.” – Milhouse van Houten Happy...
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Reading Digest: Burns Is The Symbol of All Evil Edition
“Smithers, I’m not going to make it. I want to dictate my epitaph.” – C.M. Burns “Go ahead.” – Mr. Smithers “Charles Montgomery Burns. American . . . and Patriot. American Patriot. Master of the...
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Sunday Preview: You Don’t Have To Live Like A Referee
Homer gets recruited as a FIFA World Cup referee after Lisa praises youth soccer field in a Springfield Elementary speech contest. The Simpson family goes to Brazil where Homer’s honesty gets put to...
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Behind Us Forever: You Don’t Have to Life Like a Referee
"I guess some people never change. Or, they quickly change, and then quickly change back.” – Homer Simpson Zombie Simpsons has enough systemic and repetitive problems that I would never try to...
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Compare & Contrast: Homer the Incorruptible
"We don’t have to be adversaries, Homer. We both want a fair union contract." – C.M. Burns "Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?" – Homer’s Brain "And if you scratch my back, I’ll scratch yours." –...
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Reading Digest: Simpson Alumni Everywhere Edition
“My old roommates, the nerds! Aww. You working?” – Homer Simpson “Oh, my, yes, I’m on a secret project that I’m not at liberty to divulge . . . cough, cyborgs.” – Fat Nerd We’ve got a bunch of news...
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Sunday Preview: Luca$
Lisa dates a boy named Lucas Bortner, who wants to be a competitive eater. Marge becomes concerned that Lisa is trying to marry a boy that’s just like Homer. Bart helps Snake Jailbird break out of...
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Quick Note on the Zombification of Patty & Selma
“When are you going to wake up and smell your husband, Marge?” – Selma Bouvier “Granted, you got some kids out of him, but when the seeds have been planted you throw away the envelope.” – Patty...
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Reading Digest: Letterman Retires Edition
So David Letterman announced that sometime next year he’s going to hang up his mic and ride off into the talk show sunset. Two years ago, he did a short guest voice for a couch gag on Zombie...
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Sunday Preview: Days of Future Future
Set in the future, Homer has a new clone for every time he dies. Lisa is married to a zombie version of Milhouse, while Bart deals with custody issues with his ex-wife, Jenda. Each defines what love...
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Behind Us Forever: Days of Future Future
“Bart, you cast the wrong spell! Zombies!” – Lisa Simpson So, was this episode the Futurama crossover or not? I didn’t see Fry or Leela, but there was a beer swilling robot and lots of inter-species...
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Reading Digest: I Am Smoten Edition
“Sometimes I think God is teasing me, just like he teased Moses in the desert.” – Homer Simpson Apologies for missing two consecutive weeks of Compare & Contrasts, but for the second straight week...
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Reading Digest: Easter Disappointment Edition
“And here, out of the mists of history, the legendary Esquilax, a horse with the head of a rabbit, and the body of a rabbit. . . . Ooh, it’s galloping away!” – Chief Wiggum The Easter update for...
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Sunday Preview: What To Expect When Bart’s Expecting
Bart can’t stand art class. So he makes a voodoo doll of his art teacher. But when his spell makes her pregnant instead, he becomes a savior to Springfield couples trying to conceive. Then, he’s...
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Compare & Contrast: Moe Pulls a Gun
“Hey, there’s something wrong with this guy, he’s not falling down!” – Kearney Sr. “What to Expect When Bart’s Expecting” was such a shambles of a story that trying to compare the whole thing to...
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Reading Digest: Marketing Success Edition
“Everyone is saying Gabbo this and Gabbo that! But no one is saying worship this and Jericho that!” – Reverend Lovejoy “What’s this about Gabbo?” – Jasper Yet another clipped Reading Digest this...
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Quote of the Day
“Who cares about some test? Life’s too short for tests!” – Martin Prince “Hey, I thought we had a deal!” – Bart Simpson “The Martin Prince you made a deal with no longer exists! Come on, fellows, to...
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Sunday Preview: Brick Like Me
Homer finds himself in a world where everyone and everything in Springfield are made of LEGO pieces. Oh boy I do love Legos. At least I used to play with them a ton when I was but a wee lad....
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