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“Look, Mom, I finished my patch! It depicts the two greatest musical influences in my life. On the left is Mr. Largo, my music teacher at school. He taught me that even the noblest concerto can be...
View ArticleReading Digest: Eating Like Homer Edition
“Gentlemen, there’s only one solution: we place this last donut in the reactor core, exposing it to radiation, thereby making it big!” – Homer Simpson This week we’ve got two links to great moments in...
View ArticleReading Digest: Still Waiting For Renewal Edition
“You’ve been flushing for twenty minutes. Is there a problem?” – Principal Skinner “Uh, no, Principal Skinner.” – Jimbo Jones “Very well. I’ll continue to wait.” – Principal Skinner As near as...
View ArticleA Little Weekend Reading
“Oh, right as rain! Or, as we say around here, left as rain!” – Ned Flanders “Just stamp the ticket.” – Guy There are two things I didn’t have time to properly explain in Reading Digest yesterday....
View ArticleEpic Agreement (And Show Still on Hiatus)
“Holy moly, nine-thirty! Hello, Marge, sorry I didn’t call, but it’s been a madhouse down here. Yeah, these twelve hour days are killing me.” – Homer Simpson My apologies, but there won’t be a...
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“I’ve sold monorails to Brockway, Ogendville, and North Haverbrook! And, by gum, it put them on the map!” – Lyle Lanley Happy birthday, Conan O’Brien!
View ArticleSunday Preview: Peeping Mom
Bart’s tall tale about not being involved in a bulldozer accident is a doozy, but a skeptical Marge decides to dog him all over the place until he ‘fesses up. Meanwhile, Flanders gets a new dog which...
View ArticleBehind Us Forever: Peeping Mom
This single shot from “Sideshow Bob Roberts” contains a more coherent story than the entirety of “Peeping Mom”. After four weeks off, Zombie Simpsons is back. Not much changed. This week, Chief...
View ArticleReading Digest: Perfectly Timed Door Slam Edition
“I’m glad I’m not crying, because I would hate for you think that what I’m about to say is based on emotion. But you, sir, are a baboon!” – Lisa Simpson “Me?” – Homer Simpson “Yes, you! Baboon!...
View ArticleSunday Preview: The Kids Are All Fight
The family takes a trip down memory lane to see the origins of how Bart and Lisa first started fighting with each other. Flashback episode eh? I watched the promos for this episode earlier, and as...
View ArticleCompare & Contrast: Making Flashback Episodes Worthwhile
“Can you say David Hasselhoff?” – Bart Simpson “David Hassahof.” – Lisa Simpson “Can you say Daddy?” – Homer Simpson “Homer.” – Lisa Simpson The Simpsons did its first flashback episode way (way) back...
View ArticleReading Digest: Real Life Soul Donut Edition
“Well, well, finishing something?” – The Devil This week, someone not only made Simpsons donuts and posted the recipe, they made the Soul Donut! Excellent. In addition to that we’ve got fan art...
View ArticleSunday Preview: Let’s Go Fly A Coot
Grampa’s days in the Air Force are rehashed, while Bart picks up the smoking habit in an effort to impress Milhouse’s Dutch cousin, Annika. Do you think airing what will probably be an anti-smoking...
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“And now, to present the trophy, three time soap box derby champion, Ronny Beck!” – MC “Congratulations, Bart, seeing you out there brought back a lot of memories.” – Ronnie Beck Happy birthday Russi...
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“Good evening, young man, my name is Charles Norwood. Furthermore to this beer, I would also like three of your finest, cheapest cigars. Here’s my ID, which confirms my adultivity.” – Kearney Happy...
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“You are now carrying my child.” – Eduardo “But how?” – Lisa Bella “It is the mystery of the dance.” – Eduardo
View ArticleReading Digest: The Show Will Go On, The DVDs Will Not Edition
“Come on, who wants to complain with me?” – Lisa Simpson The obvious big news this week was the renewal. For those of us who were paying attention, it wasn’t the least bit surprising. For the...
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“Wait a minute! Martin, if you, Milhouse and I went in together, we could buy a copy of Radioactive Man #1 right now!” – Bart Simpson “Wow!” – Martin Prince & Milhouse van Houten Happy birthday...
View ArticleSunday Preview: Bull-E
After Bart gets bullied at the school dance, Marge convinces the town to pass anti-bullying legislation. Homer then gets arrested and sent to rehab for bullying Ned Flanders, only to subsequently...
View ArticleRumor Control: Harry Shearer (Possibly/Probably) Leaving Zombie Simpsons
“Nobody’s mentioned me, have they?” – Principal Skinner “I thought I heard someone say your name in the cafeteria, but they might have been saying ‘skim milk’.” – Bart Simpson The internet is full of...
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