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Saturday Morning Cartoons
“Don’t you think you should get a little fresh air and maybe some exercise?” – Marge Simpson “Yeah, but what are you gonna do?” – Bart Simpson In the early days, when the show routinely came in for...
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Sunday Preview: Cue Detective
Scotty Boom, a Chew Network super-chef, challenges Homer to a smoke-off. But when someone steals Homer’s secret weapon – a smoker he bought off a mysterious man at a BBQ shack – Lisa and Bart are on...
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Quote of the Day
“I really don’t see how this helps Bart.” – Marge Simpson “Just do it!” – Mrs. Krabappel
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Numbers Coming Up Short
“We’ve got a stowaway, sir.” – Not Peter Lorre “I’ll pay! How much?” – Dream Bart “Twice the fare from Tucson to Flagstaff minus two-thirds of the fare from Albuquerque to El Paso!” – Dream Martin I...
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Saturday Morning Cartoons
“For the next week, I stayed alive by eating my mother’s delicious preserves; and maintained my sanity by dribbling a nearby basketball with my one free hand. I made a game of it, seeing how many...
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Sunday Preview: Puffless
Upon learning that their father really died of lung cancer, Selma and Patty agree to quit smoking. When Selma relapses, an angry Patty moves in with Marge and Homer Yo-Yo Ma will guest star as himself...
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Quote of the Day
“Hey, man, if the line’s this long, it’s gotta be good.” – Bart Simpson “Get bent.” – Complaints Window Lady Doris Grau would’ve been 91 today. Happy birthday!
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Sunday Preview: Halloween of Horror
When Lisa becomes scared at the Krustyland Halloween Horror Night, Homer is forced to take down his Everscream Terrors decorations. Halloween pop-up employees seek vengeance on Homer for causing them...
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Sunday Preview: Treehouse of Horror XXVI
After killing Bart, Sideshow Bob doesn’t know what to do with himself; Homer wakes up with short-term memory loss; Because of radiation, Lisa, Bart and Milhouse gain super-powers. Ah Treehouse of...
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Quote of the Day
“What’s going on here? I’m so bulgy. My stomach sticks way out in front and my- ahhhh!” – Homer Simpson Happy 20th Anniversary to “Treehouse of Horror VI”! Original airdate 29 October 1995. And...
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Quote of the Day
“Hiya, scrumptious, do you want to ignite my drink?” – Mrs. Krabappel “You’re my kid’s teacher.” – Homer Simpson “Single parent, are we?” – Mrs. Krabappel “No!” – Homer Simpson “Well, let’s pretend...
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Sunday Preview: Friend with Benefit
Lisa makes a new pal at school named Harper, whose internet billionaire father becomes buddies with a different Simpson: Homer. Soon, though, Lisa becomes worried that Harper is a little too entitled...
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Quote of the Day
“Sorry, Rosarita, I gotta get to my birthday party.” – Bart Simpson “Farewell, senor Bart.” – Rosarita Happy birthday, Maggie Roswell!
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Quote of the Day
“Way to go, Homer!” – Carl “You’re number one, Homer!” – Lenny “But this was a contest for children!” – Frank Grimes “Yeah, and Homer beat their brains out.” – Lenny Happy birthday, John Swartzwelder!
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Sunday Preview: Lisa With An “S”
When Homer loses $5,000 at a poker game with Broadway legend Laney Fontaine, the only way he is able to settle the bet is if he loans Lisa to Laney for a month. Then, Laney turns Lisa into a show biz...
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The Simpsons vs. Thanksgiving
“I would say something comforting, but, you know, my voice.” – Jacqueline Bouvier “Bart vs. Thanksgiving” was originally broadcast twenty-five Thanksgivings ago (22 Nov 1990, to be exact). It’s the...
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Quote of the Day
“This is great! Not only am I not learning, I’m forgetting stuff I used to know!” – Milhouse van Houten Happy birthday Pamela Hayden!
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Mr. Plow Gifs
“Now he faces his toughest audience: three Siberian tigers.” – Troy McClure “Simba, on the ball!” – Krusty the Klown To my surprise, there was no Zombie Simpsons this week, and since I actually had...
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Sunday Preview: Paths Of Glory
Lisa searches an abandoned asylum and a restaurant that caters to men in an effort to restore the damaged reputation of Springfield’s first female inventor. While at the asylum, Bart steals a notebook...
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Quote of the Day
“My germs! My precious germs! They never harmed a soul! They never even had a chance!” – C.M. Burns Happy birthday Harry Shearer!
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