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Reading Digest: Hardcore Fans Edition
“I’ll field this one. Let me ask you a question: Why would a man whose shirt says ‘Genius at Work’ spend all of his time watching a children’s cartoon show?” “I withdraw my question.” – Fat Nerd Mark...
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John Henry Was a Steel Drivin’ Man
“Can I pick the song?” – Bart Simpson “No. The song will be John Henry Was a Steel Drivin’ Man.” – Mrs. Krabappel Frinkiac.com, the lovable rascals who made creating Simpsons screen grabs far easier...
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Sunday Preview: Simprovised
After butchering a speech in front of all of his friends at work, Homer turns to improv comedy to gain back his confidence in his public speaking skills. Meanwhile, Marge decides to rebuild Bart’s...
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Reading Digest: Cake and Stupidity Edition
“See? You don’t have to spend a lot of money to have a first class wedding reception.” – Homer Simpson Zombie Simpsons had a gimmick last Sunday, which was Castellaneta taking live calls while very...
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Quote of the Day
“Anybody up for some clog dancing?” – Luann van Houten “Why don’t you try and stop me!” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Happy birthday Rich Appel!
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Sunday Preview: Orange is the New Yellow
When Marge gets arrested for letting Bart go to the park unsupervised, she serves time only to realize that prison is a welcome break from the demands of her life as a mom and wife. In her absence,...
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Reading Digest: Azaria Graduates Edition
“Now, come and get your catskins, uh, I mean sheepskins.” – Krusty the Klown Short reading digest again this week, but we’ve got a couple of great links, including a guy who truly hates Zombie...
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Quote of the Day
“Son, your family may be watching. Is there anything you’d like to say to them?” – Kent Brockman “Yes there is, Kent. Ha ha, I didn’t apologize!” – Bart Simpson Sam Simon would’ve been sixty-one...
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Reading Digest: Space Painting Edition
“Oh my God! This is a disaster!” – NASA Administrator “Gotta go!” – James Taylor Plenty of entertaining flotsam washed up on the shores of the internet this week. We’ve got weird YouTube, excellent...
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Quote of the Day
“There she is, the world’s first convenience store!” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon “This isn’t very convenient.” – Homer Simpson “Must you dump on everything we do?” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Happy birthday...
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Quote of the Day
“It is a candy dish, Ned. Ninety dollars.” – Mrs. Glick “Well, I guess you could put a lot of nice things in there.” – Ned Flanders “No! Just candy, Ned! Ninety dollars!” – Mrs. Glick Happy Birthday,...
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Quote of the Day
“I don’t know if I like you experimenting on your brother.” – Marge Simpson “Please, mother, it’s purely in the interest of science.” – Lisa Simpson “That’ll learn him to bust my tomater!” – Lisa’s...
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Monday Evening Cartoons
“Hey, Lisa! Make friends with this!” – Bart Simpson “Hey! . . . Help! . . . Help!” – Milhouse van Houten I just finished my traditional Fourth of July watching of “Summer of 4Ft 2”, and I wanted to...
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Quote of the Day
“Well, it appears science has faltered once again in the face of overwhelming religious evidence.” – Rev. Lovejoy “But-” – Lisa Simpson “Go home, science girl!” – Moe “I am home.” – Lisa Simpson...
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Quote of the Day
“You’re so supportive. I wish every teacher was like you!” – Marge Simpson “Marge, please. I don’t take praise very well!” – Professor Lombardo Happy birthday, Jon Lovitz!
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Quote of the Day
“What made you yell out that remark? . . . You just wanted to express yourself, yes?” – Brad Goodman “I do what I feel like.” – Bart Simpson “That’s marvelous, I couldn’t have put it better myself. I...
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Sunday Evening Cartoons
“Actually, I was wondering if you were free for a little get together tonight: dinner, dancing, and Mr. Tom Jones.” – C.M. Burns NOTE: I wrote this last night, but couldn’t post it because I’m in the...
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Quote of the Day
“I hope you enjoy your plaque, cheater!” – Lisa Simpson “Well, I was going to give you the good sportsmanship award, but now I’m just going to be sick.” – Comptroller Enjoy the Olympics, everyone!
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Saturday Morning Cartoons
“Mr. Bergstrom!” – Lisa Simpson “Hi, Lisa!” – Mr. Bergstrom “Hey! You don’t have to pay! Read the sign!” – Homer Simpson “And this must be your father.” – Mr. Bergstrom When people talk about “Lisa’s...
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Yahoo Is Looking for a “SuperFan”
“You have robbed us of our dignity!” – Lenny As usual, I am way behind on everything, but a couple of weeks ago I got an e-mail from a producer at Yahoo SuperFan: With the Simpsons 600th episode...
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