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Quote of the Day
“Strange, regular ham doesn’t thrill me anymore. I’m crossing over to deviled ham!” – Marge Simpson Happy Birthday Julie Kavner!
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DHS on the Road
“I’m tellin’ ya, all a man needs is an idea, and I’ve got an idea!” – Herb Powell “Then how come you’re still a bum?” – Hobo “Alright, a man needs two things: an idea and money to get it off the...
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“Sing us a song, Shary Bobbins.” – Bart Simpson “Yeah, sing us a song!” – Lisa Simpson “I’ve been singing you songs all day! I’m not a bloody jukebox!” – Shary Bobbins
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“Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me.” – Homer Simpson “You stupid, ha ha ha…” – TV “D’oh!” – Homer Simpson Happy birthday David Mirkin!
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Quote of the Day
“Hi! I’m Troy McClure! You might remember me from such educational films as Two Minus Three Equals Negative Fun, and Firecrackers: The Silent Killer.” – Troy McClure Phil Hartman would’ve been...
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Bonus Quote of the Day
“Oh, here he comes. What is it now, Quimby?” – Hollywood Producer “Nothing, nothing, only the city has just passed another tax on, uh, puffy directing pants.” – Mayor Quimby “But I don’t wear puffy...
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Compare & Contrast: Burns’s Childhood Trauma
“Wait, you forgot your bear! A symbol of your lost youth and innocence!” – Papa Burns First, a brief update: I have been pedaling around the Midwest for a couple weeks now. After six days on the...
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Quote of the Day
“And I want a bike, and a monkey, and a friend for the monkey…” – Ralph Wiggum “You’re not gonna start any fires, are you?” – Hosey the Bear “At my house we call them Uh-Ohs.” – Ralph Wiggum Happy...
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Compare & Contrast: Marge Gets Jealous
“Lurleen, we’re gonna have to cut you off. We’re getting some kind of grinding noise on the track.” – Hicksville U.S.A. Recording Producer NOTE: I will be at Classic Simpsons Trivia in Brooklyn...
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Sunday Preview “The Town”
Homer plans a family “hate-cation” trip to Boston in an attempt to show Bart that Boston is a terrible city. I guess Homer catches Bart rooting for a football team that is not Homer’s favorite, so it...
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Quote of the Day
“Basic ceremony’s twenty bucks, here’s your license. Be sure to get this punched every time. The tenth wedding’s on the house!” – Shotgun Pete’s Receptionist “Hey, this marriage is gonna last...
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Sunday Preview “Treehouse of Horror XXVII”
In this annual Halloween-themed episode, Mr. Burns holds a Hunger Games-style contest in which the children of Springfield battle each other. Also, Lisa’s imaginary friend becomes jealous of her real...
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Quote of the Day
“You’re so lucky. When are you going to meet him?” – Miss Hoover “First, I ask him to send a photo. If he’s got everything where it should be, I’m reeling him in!” – Mrs. Krabappel Marcia Wallace...
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FOX Picks Up Two Year Option for Seasons 29 & 30 (Meh)
“Can’t you stop it, Dad?” – Bart Simpson “I’m trying my best!” – Homer Simpson “The lever you have pulled – Brakes – is not in service. Please make a note of it.” – Monorail Computer Voice As you may...
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Sunday Preview: There Will Be Buds
Homer gets roped into coaching the kids’ lacrosse team with Milhouse’s dad, Kirk, who is in desperate need of a friend. When Kirk gets too clingy, Homer vents about how much of a loser he is. Kirk...
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Sunday Preview: Havana Wild Weekend
When the Retirement Castle and V.A. Hospital can’t help Grampa with his health problems, the Simpsons decide to take a family trip to Cuba so they can get him some cheap medical care. Perhaps the stars...
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Quote of the Day
“I must say, Luann, you’re really handling this splendidly.” – Marge Simpson “From now on, forget everything you thought you knew about Luann van Houten!” – Luann van Houten “Actually, Luann, I don’t...
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Quote of the Day
“Yeah, General Sherman, they say he’s five hundred pounds of bottom dwelling fury, dontcha know? No one knows how old he is. But, if you ask me, and most people do, he’s a hundred years if he’s a...
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A Short Appreciation of “The War of the Simpsons”
“Now, about last night, you might’ve noticed Daddy acting a little strange and you probably don’t understand why.” – Homer Simpson “I understand why. You were wasted.” – Bart Simpson “I admit it. I...
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