Sunday Preview: Dad Behavior
Homer finds a new app that makes his life much easier and outsources his father-son bonding. Meanwhile, Grampa finds that he is about to be father again. Matt Leinart will be guest voicing tonight, as...
View ArticleA Small Example of Typically Astonishing Dialogue from “Rosebud”
“I’m so funny! This is gonna be great!” – Homer Simpson “What are you doing?” – Marge Simpson “I’m writing a delicious send up of Mr. Burns for his birthday party. Is “poo-poo” one word or two?” –...
View ArticleNew Simpsons Blog Dedicated to Those Longer Shots
“You will notice, my new best friend, that we are pretty casual around here.” – Scorpio “Yes, sir. I will notice that.” – Homer Simpson A few weeks ago I got an email from a new Simpsons blogger who’s...
View ArticleBehind Us Forever: The Nightmare After Krustmas
“Let’s just agree that the commercialization of Christmas is at best a mixed blessing.” – Lisa Simpson “Amen.” – Gary Coleman Annual or near annual Christmas episodes were never a hallmark of The...
View ArticleDear Matt Groening, Are You Really Okay With Video Slot Machines?
“Once something has been approved by the government, it’s no longer immoral!” – Reverend Lovejoy Ever since Bartmania back in 1990, FOX has been keen to use licensed merchandise (often of dubious...
View ArticleCruelly Bleak Simpsons Lines
“I’m just wondering: what’s the point? Would it make any difference at all if I never existed? How can we sleep at night when there’s so much suffering in the world?” – Lisa Simpson “Well . . . uh . ....
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“Ninety seconds to core meltdown.” – SNPP Computer Voice “Sir, there may never be another time to say: I love you, sir.” – Mr. Smithers “Oh, hot dog. Thank you for making my last few moments on Earth...
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“You’re as pretty as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda.” – Homer Simpson Goodbye, Carrie Fisher. We love you and you knew it.
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“Bart, I’ve noticed your birthday presents are a poor crop at best. I hope this turns the tide.” – Martin Prince “Ooh, just gorgeous.” – Patty Bouvier “Now we can be twins!” – Martin Prince Happy...
View ArticleSunday Preview: The Great Phatsby
Mr. Burns plots revenge against the music mogul who conned him with help from the mogul’s ex-wife, rapper Jazzy James, Homer and Bart. So tonight is an hour long episode of zombie simpsons, which...
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“What’s going on outside?” – Lisa Simpson “Oh, it’s just a mob war. Go back to sleep, honey.” – Marge Simpson “Forgiveness, please.” – The Little Guy Happy 20th Anniversary to “The Twisted World of...
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“Aunt Selma, this may be presumptuous, but have you ever considered artificial insemination?” – Lisa Simpson “Boy, I don’t know. You gotta be pretty desperate to make it with a robot. . . . I knew...
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“And here’s our TV next to the mirror. It looks like we have two.” – Homer Simpson “Wow . . . two . . .” – Bart & Lisa Simpson
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“Only who can prevent forest fires? . . . You pressed ‘You’, referring to me. That is incorrect. The correct answer is you.” – Robotic Smokey the Bear Happy 20th Anniversary to “Mountain of Madness”!...
View ArticleSunday Preview: The Cad and the Hat
When Bart betrays Lisa, he has to deal with his guilt – literally. Meanwhile, Springfield is in awe when Homer is revealed to be a chess savant. Sure, why not. Homer didn’t pass remedial science in...
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“I’m sorry, did you just call me a liar?” – Principal Skinner “No, I said you were fired.” – Superintendent Chalmers “Oh. That’s much worse.” – Seymour Skinner
View ArticleSunday Preview: 22 for 30
Bart goes from delinquent with detention to the star basketball player at Springfield Elementary! I don’t watch a lot of sports analysis on tv, but I do enjoy the occasional ESPN 30 for 30. I don’t...
View ArticleSunday Preview: A Father’s Watch
Marge turns to a series of parenting experts for advice when she becomes worried that Bart is destined for failure; Homer decides to open a trophy store; Grampa gives Bart a watch coveted by Homer. Oh...
View ArticleScrounging for Praise
“This is your great uncle Chet. Go ahead, Chet, tell her what you do.” – Homer Simpson “I run an unsuccessful shrimp company.” – Chet Simpson “Oh. But you run it, right?” – Homer Simpson “Oh yeah.” –...
View ArticleThursday Evening Cartoons: The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase
“Big Daddy’s trademark calling card. See, it’s right here inside the skull.” – Skinny Boy Note: Surgery yesterday went about as well as having someone deliberately cut you open and drill holes in you...
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